1 definition by Shalva iz phat
Shalva is a fat teenager who always wants food, thinks about suicide everyday because he is really weird, has no friends(expect friends of friends.(other weird people)) always dresses up weird and gets horrible marks in school. He says other people look like there going to steal, but he steals a lot.
“Oh no, shalva is going to eat all the food”
“Does shalva even have a PS4, or is he still leeching off Justin”
“Does shalva even have a PS4, or is he still leeching off Justin”
by Shalva iz phat December 12, 2017
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