13 definitions by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 20, 2018
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by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 02, 2018
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Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 25, 2017
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"I can't believe this gerrymandered, lame-duck legislature is stripping the governor-elect of power before he's sworn in ."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 04, 2018
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A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 05, 2020
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A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 07, 2020
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