1 definition by Scrambled gEsg

Wincest is when you screw around with your PC. Combination of Windows, the OS, and incest, since with the amount of time you spend on your computer it's like a family member. You usually get some sort of STD from it, since the virus disabled the firewall.
It includes but is not limited to: adding RAM, updating drivers, installing new software/hardware, and actually humping the damn thing because you're so lonely.

It is also used to describe awesome incest, but that's a swiftly aging meme.
Wincest? This dude is seriously still calling anything that? Get a life dude.
OR
Oh my god see that guy with his laptop all opened up? Total wincest, get a room dude.
by Scrambled gEsg November 11, 2010
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