288 definitions by Scott

260

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 17, 2004

261

Fly's like an eagle, god damn human frog, reminds me of MJ-Labron

by Scott April 07, 2003

262

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

263

a girl that is a fuck buddy but wants you to spoil her

by Scott April 16, 2003

264

sure is....

mayne, these crotch-critters sholiz given me a hard time today..

by Scott October 17, 2003

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by Scott October 17, 2003

266

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003