2 definitions by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai!

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Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.
Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"

Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.
by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai! June 07, 2010
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it means that the said person(s), country, society, sub-culture, etc. is mean/evil and isnt know for being very nice.
Guy 1: Shes frickin hott!

Guy 2: Man, i wouldnt bother. Shes not really known for her fluffy heart and kind spirit, if you know what i mean..
by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai! June 21, 2010
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