20 definitions by Safecracker G
1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.
Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."
by Safecracker G May 2, 2005
An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.
by Safecracker G September 8, 2004
Tina is such a 'posse pussy', I mean she'z shagged Me, Tony, Dave, Pete, Alan and Steve all from tha same crew.
by Safecracker G September 11, 2004
by Safecracker G November 1, 2004
1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
by Safecracker G October 30, 2004
The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.
Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.
Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.
Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...
(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...
(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)
by Safecracker G November 21, 2004