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Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.
John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.
by Skttlz313 January 05, 2012

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stems from the

Verb -to chicken.

It occurs when you throw chicken, preferably fried, at pedestrians on the side of the street from a moving vehicle.
Did you see those guys chickening the homeless?

Yeah but who cares?
by Skttlz313 December 21, 2010

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a Portmanteau of the words 'Sympathy' and 'pussy'

It doesn't take a genius to figure out its definition..
Yeah but, he'll still get sympussy from his girlfriend.
by Skttlz313 September 08, 2010

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Usually a place for releasing waste by white people, Latino people however find this to be the best place to get pregnant.
I would spreadeagle Tori in the bathroom, but only because she's Cuban. lol
by Skttlz313 December 21, 2010

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