24 definitions by S/he’s just a friend

BNSF racetrack

One of the most active commuter rail lines in the US with over 150 Metra, Amtrak, and freight trains everyday going between Chicago and Aurora IL.

I watch some trains go by on the BNSF racetrack quite a bit and it’s very fun as trains go by extremely often.

by S/he’s just a friend January 18, 2022

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 14, 2020

200 butterfly

A satanic event.
For all the swimmers on urban dictionary, my PB is a 2:13.4 rn likely gonna change soon.

My coach put me in the 200 butterfly well…time to die a horrible death (the 2 back is worse for me).

by S/he’s just a friend January 18, 2022

it's just a game

When you kill ninja, he's angry and tell him hey its just a game bro chill out.

This is the ninja moment of all time

The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. -Ninja

by S/he’s just a friend March 7, 2023

Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 13, 2021

Dean Farris

Our lord and savior of swimming and is hiding in the comment section of SwimSwam waiting to make his move on commentating for Rowdy Gaines

Dean Farris could probably swim every event at Olympic trials and probably make the team in all of them. And probably smash the world records as well in everything because he’s basically the GOAT.

by S/he’s just a friend April 2, 2021