2 definitions by Ryan Scott

1

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

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2

a erect penis in need of ejaculation

It's been so long since I jerked off , my loadedsoda needs to pop.

by Ryan Scott August 08, 2015

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