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A descriptive for a terrible smell. Often "wide open ass" is used to describe a geographical place. Less often it is used to describe the stench of a person.
1. Commerce City, Colorado smells like wide open ass.

2. That guy really needs to clean himself up. He reeks like wide open ass!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

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Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."
1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!

2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!

3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.
by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010

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An old term for jail. Synonymous with: crossbar hotel, greybar hotel, jug, lock-down, etc.

"Hot joint" was made popular as a phrase by the Johnny Cash song: Cocaine Blues.
1. That negro had dope on him when he was searched. He went to the hot joint for the weekend.

2. The white-trash assholes decided to fistfight. They went to the hot joint in separate police cars.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

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A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.
Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
by Rook's buddy May 12, 2010

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Vaginal politics refers to the workplace interaction with women, especially when the boss, or supervisor, is a woman. There is no gender bias in this definition, as vaginal politics effect both women and men. Often, vaginal politics involves latent sexual desires, with many hidden meanings and double entendres.
1. The organization was great to work for, the eventually the vaginal politics got to be too much after they replaced my old boss with a female.

2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

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The term "scooter trash" generally refers to motorcyclists who are not organized into a more formal group. It is proper to refer to a group of middle-aged grey-beard types as scooter trash. Scooter trash can also refer to a group of teenagers and 20somethings on plastic Japanese motorcycles. Generally, scooter trash consists of harmless, relatively nice people who ride motorcycles. Biker gang members are not scooter trash.
1. Hey, check out the scooter trash on those crotch-rockets! Lets follow them; they probably know where the cool chicks hang out.

2. He is a good rider. He has been scooter trash for a long time.
by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010

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A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.

2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

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