56 definition by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic

A passive-aggressive coworker who wants you to do all of his work for him.
"Do you mind showing me how to fill out this report?" is something a Milker might say.

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Young boy toys in their late teens or early twenties who have been initiated prematurely into the world of clubbing.
Twinkies often live very recklessly.

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Guppies are go-getters with successful careers and expensive, smart casual wardrobes to match.
Guppies have Type-A personalities and sometimes become Sugar Daddies to less successful mates.

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The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice
When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

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Individuals of an adult age who REALLY idntify with Bugs Bunny characters.
The WBs believe that certain Bugs Bunny characters are apt representations of themselves, revealing inner secrets and magnitudes of depth about their own personalities.

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An earnest-talking, micromanaging, office-jargon aficionado who has no hands-on knowledge of company procedures or logistics
Straightshooters rarely take their duties very seriously, but it's important to them to appear diligent in order to gain acceptance and power within the office hierarchy.

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The person whose roar will resonate throughout the gym.
The screamer could be on his first rep or his two hundredth, and regardless will roar.

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