a boss who is like a parent who gives preferential treatment to a child
Favorcrats think Mary should be able to come in a bit late since she works so hard.
maturity level stunted at age 16; live for the weekends and the drunken revelry they associate with it
The Maxim-subscribing office pervert
the quietest person in the office during the workday, but after a couple of drinks at the company picnic she's ready to lean over a balcony Mardi Gras-style and take her top off for Girls Gone Wild
Dry Lumps are shy and 100 percent business until one drop of booze transforms her like a shot of Jekyll's formula.
Gay men who accessorize with tiny dogs to help pull their wardrobe together.
Chihuamos often own bulldogs, shih tzus, pugs, Jack Russell terriers, and other pint-sized to small dogs.
A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.
On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.
Similar to soccer moms, only they have lesbian haircuts
After having children, Soccer Lillies simply stop worrying about their appearance.
Airheaded women who flirt with men because they have nothing else to say
Flairheads have always been physically desirable and therefore never felt the need to develop a personality of their own.