20 definitions by Rich Lawson

ballooned

A soccer term. When a player misses the goal completely when shooting and kicks it miles over the crossbar

Beckham just ballooned it.

by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005

beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 23, 2005

nut

The human head (used in the UK)

On my nut son (when playing soccer)

by Rich Lawson May 23, 2005

early bath

Sport euphamism (esp. soccer). To get sent off the field of play.

Pires took an early bath after two acts of simulation.

by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005

hell of a thirst on

In need of alcoholic refreshment (UK)

I've got a hell of a thirst on, lets get to the pub!

by Rich Lawson May 23, 2005

mammary cannons

Female breasts (large)

I got a good feel of her mammory cannons

by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005