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An extraordinary tiny penis arising as a result of "fallus parvus," an STD infection that originated in Cambodia. The disease can be carried by women but the symptoms only affect men.
"Hey, how was last night?
- Omg, he had a schurink!"
by Revenge! April 14, 2009
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