1 definition by Rambo's nan

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Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with
Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008

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