Large political event in the UK in which serveral parties duke it out in pursuit of government. The unthinkable happened as the exit polls got the result bang on target.
Tony Blair-The Liar (Labour) 356
Michael Howard- The Vampire (Conservative) 197
Charles Kennedy- The boozer (Lib Dem) 62
American: The British 2005 General election is unimportant
Englishman: We have nukes, it's important