A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.
LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:
"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders