2 definitions by Professor of Snowology
A white guy with a man bun who acts and talks like a thug. They can be spotted at rap concerts in suburban areas, most likely live streaming the entire event and often posing in selfies with the grill face- even though they aren't wearing a grill and don't have one. They prefer tricked out rides- often jeeps. They usually reside in low income areas but are always "fresh to death" so it doesn't matter. Often described by onlookers as dressed up trashcans.
When making posts on social media, they aim to sound as uneducated as possible. For example, if they want to ask what everybody is doing this weekend they will pose the question like this: "So who going to Young Dolph tonite?"
They often get their homes broken into because while they love to maintain a thuggish, city dweller image, in all actuality they are very soft individuals. This combined with the fact that they literally post everything they do on social media makes them easy targets for people who are actually "about that life."
In addition to all these fine qualities, they also have horrible taste in tattoos. And like everything else in their life, they will post every one that they get on social media. While they're getting #inktherapy on their facebook live, someone is likely breaking into their home and stealing all their valuable possessions.
When making posts on social media, they aim to sound as uneducated as possible. For example, if they want to ask what everybody is doing this weekend they will pose the question like this: "So who going to Young Dolph tonite?"
They often get their homes broken into because while they love to maintain a thuggish, city dweller image, in all actuality they are very soft individuals. This combined with the fact that they literally post everything they do on social media makes them easy targets for people who are actually "about that life."
In addition to all these fine qualities, they also have horrible taste in tattoos. And like everything else in their life, they will post every one that they get on social media. While they're getting #inktherapy on their facebook live, someone is likely breaking into their home and stealing all their valuable possessions.
"Look at that guy with a man bun. He's like the white chocolate of the man bun community."
"That ain't no man bun, that's a thug bun."
"That guy is like the Sada Baby of Lexington"
"That ain't no man bun, that's a thug bun."
"That guy is like the Sada Baby of Lexington"
by Professor of Snowology November 30, 2019
by Professor of Snowology July 24, 2019