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When a guy eats a shit ton of beans, but holds in all the farts for the next two days. When he feels the time is right, he forces out all of the gas, resulting in an extremely loud and powerful fart.
Kevin: "Yo Nick, come here for a sec."
Nick: "Sure man."
(Walks over)
Kevin: "SSSSPLUUUURRRRRT"
Nick: "Dude, what the fuck!?"
Kevin: "Lol, Beanblast."
Nick: "Sure man."
(Walks over)
Kevin: "SSSSPLUUUURRRRRT"
Nick: "Dude, what the fuck!?"
Kevin: "Lol, Beanblast."
by Professor Kukui September 03, 2017
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When a smaller, less popular girl that you have never payed much attention to bends over for whatever reason and you notice that she actually has a really sweet ass.
Pranav: "Yo, what's that girl's name again?"
Kyle: "Pfft, don't know, don't care."
Pranav: "Yeah I know, right-HOLY SHIT, BENDY SURPRISE!"
Kyle: "I am suddenly interested."
Kyle: "Pfft, don't know, don't care."
Pranav: "Yeah I know, right-HOLY SHIT, BENDY SURPRISE!"
Kyle: "I am suddenly interested."
by Professor Kukui October 10, 2017
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When a bee flies up your ass and cums honey everywhere. Once the bee leaves your butthole, you only have a few mere moments to wipe away the sticky honey before it hardens and seals your rectum shut. Since you cannot shit anymore, the poop will build up inside of you over the next few weeks, eventually causing your stomach to explode.
It's no laughing matter
It's no laughing matter
Nick: "Hey look Shang, a wasp."
Shang: "Yo, don't get to close nigga those ain't friendly."
Nick: "Woah, it's coming closer."
*shoop*
Nick: "OH SHIT, INSECTCEST!"
Shang: "OKAY, OKAY, JUST KEEP CALM NICK, I'M GONNA TRY AND GET THAT HONEY OUTTA THERE."
Nick: "GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY ASS, YOU JERK!"
Shang: "I'M SORRY, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
Nick: "IT'S HARDENING, HURRY!"
Shang: "I'M TRYING, JUST HOLD ON A LITTLE LONGER, NICK!"
Nick: "IT BURNS MAN, AAAAAH!!"
Shang: "AAAAAAAH!"
Shang: "Yo, don't get to close nigga those ain't friendly."
Nick: "Woah, it's coming closer."
*shoop*
Nick: "OH SHIT, INSECTCEST!"
Shang: "OKAY, OKAY, JUST KEEP CALM NICK, I'M GONNA TRY AND GET THAT HONEY OUTTA THERE."
Nick: "GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY ASS, YOU JERK!"
Shang: "I'M SORRY, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
Nick: "IT'S HARDENING, HURRY!"
Shang: "I'M TRYING, JUST HOLD ON A LITTLE LONGER, NICK!"
Nick: "IT BURNS MAN, AAAAAH!!"
Shang: "AAAAAAAH!"
by Professor Kukui November 08, 2017
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When a guy curls up into a ball and then proceeds to pull a Durex X-tra Strentgh Condom over his entire body.
He will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. The mixture of shit and cum are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. After the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed butterfly wings.
Ah, the beauty of nature.
He will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. The mixture of shit and cum are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. After the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed butterfly wings.
Ah, the beauty of nature.
Nick: "Hey, have you seen Mark today?"
Mir: "Naw man, I think he formed his cacoon last night."
Nick: "Lucky bastard, I've always wanted to go through Hydraulic Metamorphosis!"
Mir: "Naw man, I think he formed his cacoon last night."
Nick: "Lucky bastard, I've always wanted to go through Hydraulic Metamorphosis!"
by Professor Kukui January 14, 2018
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When a man uses a rolling pin to flatten out his dick. Once it's paper-thin, he proceeds to fold it into an origami swan.
It's very majestic.
It's very majestic.
Kevin: Hey, man I'm so sorry for running you over with my car! Are you hurt badly?"
Liam: "Not really. You squished by dick, but that's about it.
Kevin: "Fuck man, that looks painful!"
Liam: "Whatever, this gives me an opportunity to practice the sacred art of the Japanese Flatbread."
Liam: "Not really. You squished by dick, but that's about it.
Kevin: "Fuck man, that looks painful!"
Liam: "Whatever, this gives me an opportunity to practice the sacred art of the Japanese Flatbread."
by Professor Kukui December 07, 2017
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by Professor Kukui June 10, 2020
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Putting plastic wrap over your urethra, and then carefully poking holes in the plastic wrap. Different patterns and sizes can produce different effects.
Just like an attachable nozzle for a garden hose allows you to spray water in different ways, the wang nozzle does the same thing for urine and semen.
Here’s a few that you can try:
Jet Stream
Poke one medium sized hole right in the center of the plastic wrap.
Mist
Poke about a hundred very, very small holes dotted all around the plastic wrap.
Shower Head
Poke 10 small holes in a nice even circle, and poke 5 more holes in a hexagon shape inside of the circle.
Just like an attachable nozzle for a garden hose allows you to spray water in different ways, the wang nozzle does the same thing for urine and semen.
Here’s a few that you can try:
Jet Stream
Poke one medium sized hole right in the center of the plastic wrap.
Mist
Poke about a hundred very, very small holes dotted all around the plastic wrap.
Shower Head
Poke 10 small holes in a nice even circle, and poke 5 more holes in a hexagon shape inside of the circle.
Nick: “Who used the rest of the plastic wrap? I wanted to save this leftover pizza.”
Mark: “Oh shit, my bad. I used it to make a Wang Nozzle.”
Nick: “...a what?”
Mark: “Oh shit, my bad. I used it to make a Wang Nozzle.”
Nick: “...a what?”
by Professor Kukui January 06, 2021
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