2 definitions by Professor Ben Dover

Dickwad: “I heard Wiggins is back in town!”
Knob-cheese: “Just keep that fux tic away from me! That sick cunt would skull fuck his grandma!”

Cuntchops: “listen to me fux tix! You cunts couldn’t manage a wet dream!”
Smeg-head and Knob-lick: “ok bud! You can shove your job at KFC up your Ronson!”