When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.
"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"
The farmers daughter who is set to inherit the farm and all amenities included.
Synonyms: Wife Material
Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"
Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."
Buy a
PASTURE PRINCESS
mug!
