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A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
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by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

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Edgar is the most common name among takuaches, or Mexican-American teens sporting bowl haircuts, American Fighter t-shirts, gold chains, skinny jeans, and Jordans, and are always driving lowered two-door Chevy Silverado trucks with oversized rims and low profile tires. Edgar's are very common in South Central Los Angeles and Pasadena, Texas and listen to young "Mexillenial" artists such as Natanael Cano, Fuerza Regida and T3R Elemento. They have a tendency to end their sentences with "cuh".
There goes Edgar doing donuts in his Silverado Z71. No quema cuh!
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by Porque Me Buscan August 02, 2020

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MGM
The movie studio whose movies and cartoons start with a mean lion roaring behind an elegant frame made out of film. MGM is known for their funny-ass cartoons like Tom and Jerry, and other characters like Droopy and Screwy Squirrel.
MGM cartoons are funnier than Disney cartoons.
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by Porque Me Buscan May 27, 2019

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