When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.
Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly
Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!
Buy a
dick check her snatch
mug!
When you win at something and then the loser gets mad.
Mostly used in reference when the assumed underdog hustles the hustler.
You have trump hustled if you are gambling and beat the house to the point of they won't let you play.
He thought I couldn't play ball untill I trump hustled him. Now he wants to fight.
A snobby person who practically lives at the gym, posts on social media nonstop about it, gives others advice about working out but still has a belly. Mainly seen at CrossFit gyms and more commonly a female.
Christy stuck her nose up at the new years resolution people at the box (CrossFit gym), but when she was jumping up to grab the bar, we could all see her bean belly.
