14 definitions by Poll Hereford

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards
Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.
by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009
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The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.
The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.
by Poll Hereford November 01, 2009
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The super-sized, obese or 'plus' size community.
Let's go down to the mall and watch the wider community waddle around.
by Poll Hereford November 05, 2009
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What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009
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What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009
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Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.
Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them
by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009
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