The people that approve of the definitions you post before it appears on Urban Dictionary. 75% of them are assholes that reject everything. They are responsible for most of your definitions that don't make it and rot.
Guy: Dog; an canine animal that barks
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
The reason the Swagger Clause exists in competitive Pokemon matches.
It is a Steel/Fairy type Gen 6 Pokemon that looks like a key ring. It is #707 on the National Pokedex. It can have the ability Prankster (Gives priority to status moves) or its hidden ability, Magician (steals held item of a Pokemon it attacks)
Guy 1: Why can't I use Swagger in Uber format?
Guy 2: Blame Klefki. It can use it to make the target hit themselves 50% of the time with +1 Attack to hurt themselves with more damage. With Thunder Wave, it can make the target unable to move at all another 50% of the time. If Evasion Clause wasn't a thing, It could use Double Team to make itself even harder to hit.
Guy 1: Gee, I can't imagine getting my ass swept by that key.
Anything that doesn't plug into a printer; technology for niggas.
Don't start trippin' calling me a racist, I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherfucker
All nigga technology does is let dumb niggas talk to other dumb niggas about dumb nigga shit.
Buy a
Nigga Technology
mug!
Three Magnemite glued together yet weigh ten times that of a single Magnemite
What? Magnemite is evolving?
Congratulations! Your Magnemite evolved into Magneton
A place where you get sent to be fucked in the ass by a large black man as punishment for being convicted of a crime.
Cop: You're going to prison.
Random Bystander: Don't drop the soap!
Criminal: Nooooooooo!!
Images of Lego minifigures engaging in sexual maneuvers and positions
Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
A complete joke; girls don't play video games. They are usually in the kitchen doing whatever the hell females do.
Gamer Girl: I need a weapon
Every guy in "her" team: *Rushes to "her" and drops as many guns as they can*
