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Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana
Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”
by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

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