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A weak bird like creature known only to be found deep in the basement. It knows no other way of life other than basement dwelling. It is a turdlike creature with a distiicnt trash-like smell.
The turdstein is rarely seen due to the enormous amount of time spent in the basement.
by Platinum Plus August 26, 2009

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