14 definition by Phil Mi Groin

The act of keffing in one's hand and then putting your hand over someones face, in order to make them smell the keff.

A farmer who doesn't care about his GCSE results, often gets drunk out of his mind and drags other peoples results down so far that they may as well have just skived school for their whole academic lives. Despite these shortcomings, overall he is a legend who creates banter in dead lessons, tells you when there is gonna be a lit GAF, and who is just a proper grimey and sik lad.

When someone works their whole life to get a career, but fails whilst their peers succeed, and then ends up in a dead end job, usually contracts what is known as small man syndrome, which is where the complete failure takes out all of their aggression on those around them, who weren't responsible for their failures. The only one whose fault it is is the small man himself. For example, small men often like to try and act hard and smart by insulting people who they have authority over, even when they know nothing about them, and simply get information from a network of micro small men working under them. As soon as they are away from the small man they laugh at how pathetic he is and what a colossal failure he became. Small man syndrome in non-communicable, so don't worry about catching it (unless you area a failure). However, it is incredibly difficult to cure, and most of the time it is taken to the grave. Small men often like to get jobs in the police, security and teaching professions because it allows them to exercise authority on those beneath them without getting any backlash.

Not the Infowars dude. Ajoneses are obese nobs who walk around disrespecting and purposely shoulder barging those in the years above, which is a sign of their severe lack of respect. AJoneses are complete Betas but they pretend to be hard, but in reality they have no friends and exist for the sole purpose of being massive pricks. If the parents of AJonses could see what their children would grow up to be, they would go and buy a pack of extra thick condoms right away in order to prevent the births of such degenerates into the world.

Grassijis are ultimate pussys made from the accumulation of all the weakest genetics from history, and they are massive Incels and a probable genetic dead ends. Whilst they are smart and get good exam results, they are constantly rejected by complete munters, and have been known to be rejected by the same girl several times without ever learning their lessons (that girls don't dig em). The 'Grass' part of the term is due to the fact that Grassijis often tell the teachers on others for calling them names or making fun of them online. Grassijis are the natural enemies to {MattN]s due to the fact that they are polar opposites. MattN)s are ChadPreets but Grassijis are eternal virgins. MattNs are popular but Grassijis are not. MattNs are hard, but Grassijis are very weak and fragile, and have been known to cry after being slapped, or even something as mild as being called gay. Grassijis are prone to lashing out at random moments, even though they don't have the strength to actually cause pain to the recipient of their outburst. It has been known that Grassijis have attacked people but ended up on the floor within a few seconds of swinging at their opponent, making them look like nobs to their surrounding peers, causing them to be alienated.

A code name for a homosexual. The term was inspired by the 1986 film Heartbreak Ridge in which gunny Highway calls lance corporal Fragetti a Faggeti- a play on the term 'faggot' which is an offensive term for a homosexual. The term is generally used in a low profile conversation in a public place in which the speakers wouldn't want those around them to know what they are referring to. The term can also be used as an insult, and the recipient more than likely won't know the meaning of it so therefore can't deny or confirm whether or not they are indeed a lance corporal which gives the user an advantage.

A term that used to be derogatory, but now refers to Alpha males who are successful in the sexual marketplace. Incels don't like chads because they are jealous of their successes and are genetically predisposed to failure.