13 definitions by Pegleg T

The same as “Docking” except your penises are coated in drawn butter and old bay.

When you and your peeps do a bump n grind while snorting a huge line naked.

Otherwise known as teeth, used to tell the recipient that you are actually doing something.

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

The rare psychological issue of chronically making your bed with numerous sets of sheets, particularly bottom fitted sheets that you can then pull one off as they get dirty. White Claw drinkers are particularly susceptible.