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A trick done on a skateboard.

You might need to know how to ollie but maybe not.

Put your feet in the position you would to do an ollie but instead of just sliding and jumping, this time kick your front foot forward and your back foot backward to spin the skate into a 180 motion then land a roll away.
shuvits are the lamest skate trick.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003
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(skate retard) A retarded person who skateboards only because of thier lack of brain power to do anything else.
"You're such a skatard."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003
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1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.
"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."

"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003
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A member of the religion: skateism; one who believes in the power of thier skateboard.
Before you go pro I must first become a skatist.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 30, 2003
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A skater that has nothing better to do then skateboard, so he/she skateboards every day of the week, no matter the weather or condition, out of sheer boredom or desire to go pro or get sponsored.
Me and Nic are such skate rats.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003
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A skateboarder who destroys his/her new skate every week, then scavanging around to find another wooden peice of shit that they can break a week later.
Spaulding is such a skate scavenger.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003
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(skateboard geek) knowing too much about and taking skating too seriously.
Nic is such a skeek. He knows every single move that every single pro skater has done in every skate video he's ever seen. He plays way too much tony hawk games.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003
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