Logan Paul said it in the press conference. Don’t know what it means, no one does. Just decided to do this. I hope to find some actual meanings because I think they might be like Shanon Briggs “Lets go champ!” thing I dunno so help please.
Dunno really
“Imma yoss you my guy”
Stage 2 of your penis
A big boner
A male who has never disagreed with a female in any way. He would bring her presents, flowers, balloons and even give her money even though they are not together (she could even be dating someone else).
“Isn’t Dave such a simp?”
“That’s what I was thinking, did you hear about him giving flowers to Jessica?”
“Yeah and Jessica is already dating Ralph from the corner shop!”
John is a guy who won’t get you anything you might need, even if you have given him everything in the world.
He will try to smash your girl but he is too ugly to even get within 100m of her. He is also a registered sex offender so try to keep your distance.
“Bro, he’s such a John”
“Yeah he’s so weird”
“Frick off, guys I’m not a John, *starts crying* YOU ARE!! *runs away*
Hell, I’d rather be buried alive in a sand pit and 700 pound kids jumping all over me than learning about maths. Since when in the future am I gonna need to know 1 1/2 = 3/2! I’d rather be learning how to pay tax or what decisions are the best to do in the future. School also puts so much emotional stress on students they might kill them selves. Don’t get me started on bullying! What do Schools actually do about it! And when you retaliate at the bully YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GETS TOLD OFF!!!!
“Hey, bro are you going to School”
“You mean Hell?”
“Yeah”
“Yeah, I am! Can’t wait to waste my life! Haha! I want to die”
