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a term coined in 2021 by Doctoral Candidate and UC Berkeley Haas Scholar, Mehrnaz Ahrar, to represent a Millenial Gentleman that is the epiphany of a 21st century Renaissance Man. Platinum Keers are more valuable than diamonds in a mine of rough, uncut gems. They are polite, humble, talented, educated, and most importantly know how to treat a woman with respect. Thank you to the few Platinum Keers out there; We appreciate you <3

a term coined in 2021 by Doctoral Candidate and UC Berkeley Haas Scholar, Mehrnaz Ahrar, to represent a Millenial Gentleman that is the epiphany of a 21st century Renaissance Man. As an astute chemist and dynamic researcher, Ahrar invented the term from her knowledge of the Persian Language. In Persian/ Farsi the word Keer literally means Big Penis. Therefore, Platinum Keer literally means a dick made of Platinum, and since Platinum is a denser and more valuable metal/element than its counterpart Gold, a man with a Platinum Keer is top of the line. He is polite, humble, talented, educated, and most importantly knows how to treat a woman with respect. A man with a Platinum Keer is difficult to find and is truly a diamond in a mine of rough uncut gems ( normal men). Thank you to the few Platinum Keers out there; We appreciate you <3

A COMMON PRACTICE OF STANFURD (AND OTHER ELITE PRIVATE UNIVERSITY) PROFESSORS TO GAIN FAME, MONEY, AND PRESTIGE BY PLAGIRIZING THEORIES ALREADY CITIED IN THE ACADEMIC LITERATURE AND CLAIMING THEM AS THERE OWN. FOR EXAMPLE, CAROL DWECK'S MINDSET THEORY, HAD ALREADY BEEN CITED DECADES AGO BY CAROL JUNG AND MASLOW. HOWEVER, DWECK MINDFUL MARKETING TACTICS HAVE GAINED HER A $5MILLION NET WORTH FOR "NOVEL" IDEAS THAT HAVE MERELY BEEN RECYCLED AND BACKED BY "RESEARCH" THAT COMES WITH NO DATASETS.

a term coined in 2011 by UC Berkeley Haas Scholar and now Doctoral Candidate, Mehrnaz Ahrar, to explain a phenomenon experienced by 99.9% of Persian (Iranian) (Middle Eastern) men scientifically labeled by Dr. Ahrar as Golden Dicks to cope with painful feelings of inferiority encountered during day-to-day interactions within modern society. Golden Dick Complex is manifested through behaviors that exude a false sense of superiority and egotistical pride backed by little evidence other than unwarranted positive reinforcement provided to the Golden Dick by his mother since birth. Golden Dick Complex can further be utilized to explain the disdainful behavior of men in all ethnicities including White, Hispanic, Black, Asian ect. In her book, The Golden Dick Complex, Dr. Ahrar further explains the origins, psychophysical, and social implications of this gender-specific millennial defense mechanism.

MELANATED LIVES MATTER OR (MLM) IS PHRASE COINED IN 2013 BY UC BERKELEY HONORS STUDENT AND HAAS SCHOLAR, MEHRNAZ AHRAR, TO INITIATE A GLOBAL SOCIAL MOVEMENT PROTESTING INCIDENTS OF POLICE BRUTALITY, VIOLENCE, DISCRIMINATION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, AND PUBLIC HUMILIATION AGAINST INDIVIDUALS WITH NONWHITE, HENCE MELANATED, SKIN PIGMENTATION. THESE INDIVIDUALS REPRESENT MIDDLE-EASTERN, ASIAN/ PACIFIC-ISLANDER, AFRICAN, HISPANIC, AND ALL ETHNICITIES. MELANATED LIVES MATTER (MLM) AIMS TO UNITE INDIVIDUALS WITH ANY DEGREE OF MELANATED SKIN WHO HAVE BEEN AFFECTED OR KNOW THOSE WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED THE UNETHICAL AND ILLEGAL BEHAVIORS OF THE AMERICAN POLICE FORCE AGAINST THEM OCCURRING ACROSS THE NATION. MLM URGES PEOPLE OF ALL COLORS TO STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THEIR MELANATED AND NONMELANATED BROTHER AND SISTERS LIVING IN ALL NATIONS OF THE WORLD....

refers to a male that cannot get his dick hard even though he is about to engage in sexual activities with a drop-dead, gorgeous, hot AF Persian Goddess.

Big Penis in Persian / Farsi. NOT derogatory or offensive in context, but rather accentuates a man with a larger than normal penis size as compared to other males with similar height and ethnic origins.