13 definitions by Oscar MacGorden

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A phrase used to formally address any group of people. Effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, "ladies," and "gentlemen."
Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.

Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!

Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?
by Oscar MacGorden February 29, 2012
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Something American liberals threaten to do when some right-wing nutjob looks like they could become the President.
"If that crazy bastard Rick Santorum becomes President, I'm moving to Canada."
by Oscar MacGorden March 04, 2012
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The former dictator of Libya, whose name is incredibly hard to spell.
Bob: "Hey Larry, how do you spell Muammar Gaddafi?"

Larry: "I think it's E-V-I-L B-A-S-T-A-R-D."
by Oscar MacGorden January 08, 2012
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A magical utopia that American pundits like to point to.
Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.

Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.

Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!

Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
by Oscar MacGorden April 11, 2012
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The man America spent 10 years, and 500 billion dollars trying to find, in Afghanistan. He was eventually killed, in Pakistan.
Osama bin Laden has been killed.
by Oscar MacGorden January 27, 2012
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