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An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.
by Oracle October 05, 2004
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An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.
"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"
by Oracle November 29, 2006
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An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.
"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"
by Oracle October 05, 2004
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Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.
"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.
by Oracle March 12, 2004
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Poor, ineffective scam artist or con-man. From the TV sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.
Daves a proper del boy.
by Oracle March 12, 2004
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To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
"Don't do a Hammond- always check your tyres"
by Oracle October 07, 2006
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