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A Simoen is a funny little creature, he generally is a weaboo, he kind of looks like Kim Jong Un, he has a ton of circles, if Simoen ever needed to get out of prison he could use his long ass v-neck to climb out, he swears he's not gay... but he kind of is... he has a thing for Elsa's pussy he says that was only in the eighth grade but we all know he's still into that shit, he's kind of cool though... and simoen is the type of person to take this shit serious...
Hi Simoen!
by Oprahs Ass Milk April 25, 2016

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