15 definitions by Ollie the Dog

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A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.
Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.
by Ollie the Dog January 01, 2004
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How the grammatically-challenged make a noun plural.
by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003
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A polite way to say what is probably the most offensive word in the English language, "cunt."
Jane: "Bob called me the c-word!"
Sally: "That cocksucker!"
by Ollie the Dog November 10, 2005
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Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.
A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?
by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004
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A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.
Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.
by Ollie the Dog September 09, 2005
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13
How the grammatically-challenged spell "whose."
Yo, who's car is dat?
by Ollie the Dog December 30, 2003
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How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."
There over there, with there friends.
by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003
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