21 definitions by Oliver Quidgeums

FUBAR

acronym: Fucked up beyond all recognition.

situation: crew of 8 is being told about an airplane crash. Some dumbass had the great idea of welding a couple steel plates to the bottom of the plane to protect the general from ground fire. unfortunately the dumbass didnt tell the officer in command untill they were airborn. they crashed and 31 died.
Fish: FUBAR
Caparzo: FUBAR
Mike: FUBAR
Jackson: Ya'll got that right. (nods head)
Uppham: I couldn't find FUBAR in the German dictionary, can you just tell me what it means?

by Oliver Quidgeums May 18, 2006

kwank

to take a drag.
If you are kwanking something, you are inhaling the smoke of a smoking device or other smoking parephanelia.

Bline up the damn splinky, kwank that shit and pass it ova hea.

by Oliver Quidgeums October 14, 2005

Eyfonfa

A province in South Russia where people prodominately hunt whales

I plan to travel to Eyfonfa this spring break.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 10, 2006

flet

a harry asshole that can be braided easily

Tom's flet was reamed after quidge

by Oliver Quidgeums August 7, 2005

mongle

To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.

Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.

by Oliver Quidgeums September 20, 2005

Muuneea

an attachment for an ipod that functions as a vibrator.

I told her to stop using her cracked muuneea because she might get shocked.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 10, 2006

clean rave

A rave without the use of drugs, but more fun with the same strobe light, glowsticks, and EBM.

We messed that kid up for his "possesions." I guess he didn't know it was a clean rave.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 3, 2005