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According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.
If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?
If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?
by None of your beeswax, pal June 20, 2021
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A group of fine young men who play games together. They started with GTA V until it got stale. Then they played Garry's Mod until it got stale. Now they just do whatever weird games they can find.
The VanossGaming and Company Ensemble:
VanossGaming: The eponymous Youtuber of the group. Also a massive troll.
H2O Delirious: The "second in command" to Vanoss. Might have a few screws loose.
Moo Snuckel: The happy-go-lucky guy who just wants to enjoy the game. He almost never rages, which makes it quite scary when he does.
Terroriser: The main punching bag. (Get to the choppa!)
Daithi De Nogla: The other punching bag. Has a very weird voice that makes him borderline unintelligible.
BasicallyIDoWrk: The short-tempered black guy who has zero tolerance for the others' bullshit.
I Am Wildcat: The loudest and most foul-mouthed member of the group.
BigJigglyPanda: A fat "homeless" guy who has anger issues and an excruciatingly irritating laugh.
...And many more.
FORMER MEMBERS:
Mini Ladd: He could be seen in many videos prior to his abrupt departure. He has since been exposed as a pedophile.
Lui Calibre: A member who occasionally used a "Squeaker Kid" voice for humorous purpose. Like Mini Ladd, he also abruptly left and was exposed as a pedophile.
Ohmwrecker: While he does still play occasionally, he has been more or less ousted due to his toxicity on Twitter.
VanossGaming: The eponymous Youtuber of the group. Also a massive troll.
H2O Delirious: The "second in command" to Vanoss. Might have a few screws loose.
Moo Snuckel: The happy-go-lucky guy who just wants to enjoy the game. He almost never rages, which makes it quite scary when he does.
Terroriser: The main punching bag. (Get to the choppa!)
Daithi De Nogla: The other punching bag. Has a very weird voice that makes him borderline unintelligible.
BasicallyIDoWrk: The short-tempered black guy who has zero tolerance for the others' bullshit.
I Am Wildcat: The loudest and most foul-mouthed member of the group.
BigJigglyPanda: A fat "homeless" guy who has anger issues and an excruciatingly irritating laugh.
...And many more.
FORMER MEMBERS:
Mini Ladd: He could be seen in many videos prior to his abrupt departure. He has since been exposed as a pedophile.
Lui Calibre: A member who occasionally used a "Squeaker Kid" voice for humorous purpose. Like Mini Ladd, he also abruptly left and was exposed as a pedophile.
Ohmwrecker: While he does still play occasionally, he has been more or less ousted due to his toxicity on Twitter.
by None of your beeswax, pal July 25, 2021
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The unofficial superhero alter ego of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, possessing quick speed and an even quicker mind.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
The name "Thighspeed" comes from the meme about Monika simps saying that she has "thicc thighs."
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
by None of your beeswax, pal August 04, 2021
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A common method of cheating in pinball where the person "tilts" (lifts) the machine to one side in order to force the ball to move somewhere else, potentially stopping it from going right between the flippers, or into a bonus.
Unfortunately, most machines are programmed specifically to combat this; if the machine detects that it is being tilted, a message saying "TILT" will appear. "TILT" causes the machine to become unresponsive until the ball falls out, causing the player to lose it. This is done to prevent cheating, as well as to avoid the machine being damaged.
Unfortunately, most machines are programmed specifically to combat this; if the machine detects that it is being tilted, a message saying "TILT" will appear. "TILT" causes the machine to become unresponsive until the ball falls out, causing the player to lose it. This is done to prevent cheating, as well as to avoid the machine being damaged.
Person 1: You hear about the guy who got the record high score on one of the pinball machines at the local arcade?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He was disqualified after someone ratted on him for tilting.
Person 2: Well, good on them. Cheaters never prosper. But how did he get away with it for so long? Normally the machine can detect that.
Person 1: Well...he was careful about it to make sure that the machine didn't notice, and people were too focused on the score.
Person 2: So how did they figure it out?
Person 1: The machine broke, and the guy playing it at the time happened to be an expert who suggested that someone was tilting. So they replayed that guy's high score and discovered it. He's now banned from the arcade.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He was disqualified after someone ratted on him for tilting.
Person 2: Well, good on them. Cheaters never prosper. But how did he get away with it for so long? Normally the machine can detect that.
Person 1: Well...he was careful about it to make sure that the machine didn't notice, and people were too focused on the score.
Person 2: So how did they figure it out?
Person 1: The machine broke, and the guy playing it at the time happened to be an expert who suggested that someone was tilting. So they replayed that guy's high score and discovered it. He's now banned from the arcade.
by None of your beeswax, pal August 05, 2021
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A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.
Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.
RIP Harper Lee
RIP Harper Lee
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A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
by None of your beeswax, pal July 30, 2021
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Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.
He's also Rocky Balboa.
Fun facts about Stallone:
-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.
-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
He's also Rocky Balboa.
Fun facts about Stallone:
-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.
-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
Sylvester Stallone is badass
by None of your beeswax, pal July 14, 2020
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