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Revenge is not the answer to all of your problems.
Whether or not the saying "Two wrongs don't make a right" is morally correct has been heavily disputed to this day.

For the most part, the saying has been demonized due to it being used as a quick comeback for when an asshole who just got what he deserved cannot think of anything better to say. Think of The Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
by None of your beeswax, pal August 08, 2021
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Fake names used by many actors and musicians alike (though not all of them) to at least offer them some sort of privacy. There are other reasons that one might change their name (such as their real name being embarrassing, too mundane, too long, or nearly impossible to pronounce) but this is the usual reason.
There are many actors with stage names. To name a few:

-Harry Belafonte (Harold George Bellanfanti Jr.)

-Richard E. Grant (Richard Grant Esterhuysen)

-Marty Balin (Martyn Jerel Buchwald)

-Lou Gehrig (Heinrich Ludwig Gehrig)

-Anne Rice (Howard Allen Frances O'Brien)

-Alan Alda (Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo)

-Tim Allen (Timothy Alan Dick)

-Buddy Holly (Charles Hardin Holley)

-Boris Karloff (William Henry Pratt)

-Trey Parker (Randolph Severn Parker III)
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A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".

Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!
by None of your beeswax, pal August 25, 2021
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When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...
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Actual definition: Having very little strength; frail

Slang (US): Hysterically amused.
Actual: My grandma suffers from COPD and is very weak.

Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
by None of your beeswax, pal July 05, 2021
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A derogatory term for someone who uses a wheelchair.

It originates from the true final mission of Grand Theft Auto V (Deathwish/The Third Way). After escaping the ambush at the foundry, Franklin calls Lester. When he asks if "The other one" (Trevor) is alright, he angrily calls Lester "Wheels."
Franklin: "Listen, I got you on speakerphone Lester."

Lester: "Oh. Did Mike make it?"

Michael: "Yeah, I'm here."

Lester: "And the other one?"

Trevor: "I'll see you put in the ground, wheels!"

Lester: "Uh-huh."
by None of your beeswax, pal August 12, 2021
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A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.
I seem to be on the Urban Back Burner as of late.
by None of your beeswax, pal August 09, 2021
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