635 definition by Nick D

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1) airplanes the president flies on
2) a movie named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford is the president
3) gay shoes named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford wouldn't even wear them
1) Yo I'm gonna make so much money I'll be flyin' my ass around in Air Force Ones.
2) Go pick up some Air Force Ones at Blockbuster and we can smoke up and watch the same fucking movie four times.
3) I'm a get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones when I go back to Widney High.
by Nick D February 13, 2003

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To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".
Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."

(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
by Nick D July 19, 2004

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The way in which gangstas treat a female. A synonym of thug love.
While the bitch was slobbing my nob like a Hoover, some motherfucker walked in and started yelling that it was his bitch. Fortunately I had a gat in my hand at the time, so I shot the fool. That's what I call thug passion.
by Nick D January 13, 2004

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A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.
I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.
by Nick D February 08, 2003

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That's my job, mothafucka. You talk shit and I'll fucking shoot yo' honkey ass!
Wacked-out cracka: "Dem bus drivaz really fuckin suck dick."
You: "Foo s' what I do for a livin' nigga! Fuck you cracka!"
(shoot that cracka) BANG BANG!
by Nick D February 18, 2003

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As fucked up as it is, this is a real sorority. From what I've heard they're all white and mostly located in the south. Called "Tri-Kaps" for short, or also...
Damn dogg, Halloween's over. Why are those Tri-Kap girls all dressed up like ghosts?
by Nick D November 12, 2003

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to get smoked or schooled by someone.
You gonna be catching the vapors in your riced-out piece of shit while I smoke you in my Mazda RX7.
by Nick D May 28, 2003

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