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1. The asshole that won't offer a hand to anybody.
Phillip: "Hey David?"
David: "What do you want?"
Phillip: "Can I borrow your camera?"
David: "No! you'll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera."
Phillip: "Jeez your really self centered!"

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008
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Ouch Gum is the slang used for bubble gum that is actually called, 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages.' the ouch gum usually came in a 24Ct Box that costed $0.94 ea. for 1 tin box.

There's 21 pieces of Ouch! Bubble Gum inside, separated into 3 packs which contained 7 pieces of of Ouch Gum pieces for 1 pack. The 3 packs contained 3 of each flavor. the 3 flavors were Grape, Watermelon, and Strawberry.

The 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages' was made to look like a band aid to wrap around your tongue. The ouch gum comes from Hubba Bubba which is taken over by the Wrigleys company which is a company that makes a variety of flavors in bubble gum.
Sally: "Has anyone seen my Ouch Gum?"
Ronnie: "Oh! are you talking about that type of bubblegum that looks like a band aid and comes in that tin box?"
Sally: "Yeah! Have you seen it?"
Ronnie: "Nope!"
by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008
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Sally: "What's wrong with you Ronnie? Did you over drink?"
Ronnie: "Do I look like I under drinked?!"
by Nicholas Roberts April 06, 2008
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Kanna, Genus name Sceletium tortuosum, is a succulent groundcover which produces showy white flowers with threadlike petals. Its fermented roots and leaves were chewed by the Hotentot tribe of S. Africa as a vision-inducing entheogen and inebriant. The plant contains mesembrine, though the pharmacology of kanna is not fully understood.
Kanna is the righ Sedative to smoke for me!
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A patient that goes to a hospital intentionally and makes up stuff in order to get painkillers that the patient is addicted to, or sells them.
Sally broke her finger so she could get more pain killers because she is addicted to them. She is known as a Med Seeker.
by Nicholas Roberts April 13, 2008
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1. Mesembrine is an alkaloid present in Sceletium tortuosum.

2. It has been shown to be an extremely potent serotonin reuptake inhibitor, active at dosages as low as 100μg (micrograms).

3. It has also been shown to be a PDE4-inhibitor.3 Mesembrine may contribute to the antidepressant effects of kanna.
Wow, this kanna sure does seem like it is loaded with Mesembrine!
by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008
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Desmanthus illinoensis is a perennial weed legume growing from .3 to 1 meter tall. It has fern-like leafed branches and produces N,N-DMT in its root bark. Other names for Desmanthus illinoensis are Bundle Flower, Illinois Bundle Weed, and Prairie Bundleflower.

If this plant is smoked, it is said to have a psychedelic effect on your body. It starts to work in about 20 seconds after smoking and lasts around 10 minutes.
One of the experiences someone had was after smoking Desmanthus illinoensis:

"As I bowed (sitting crosslegged on the floor), I felt my spine open, and when I sat up, looked at my friend and felt that I was truly able to see him as God. To do this I had, while bowed down, to see the deepest cruelties that humans are capable of (rape and murder). A kind, deep voice said this was a part of the human condition that a deeply realized being is willing to see. Being willing to view this with detachment let me appreciate the depth of love I had for all people, and I was able to express this to my friend. This intensity lasted for perhaps ten minutes, and the comedown was very gradual. I am writing this almost 20 hours later; no residual effects at all, but I have felt a pleasant centeredness and afterglow."
---from Freyje
by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008
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