50 definitions by Newton Orchid

36

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

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37

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

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38

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 09, 2018

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39

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

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40

Feeling of being very bored by imminent dystopian future

Did you see trump's twitter?
I do not read that snorwellian drivel

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

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41

I have a Universery degree in poetry about birds!

It's nap time at the Universery!

by Newton Orchid December 11, 2018

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42

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

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