11 definitions by Nate Dogg

A combination of jackass and asshole, with an implied "ass".

Also a less vulgar insult used in mixed company.

the penis, schlong, wang, weiner, purple-headed-yogurt-squirter, etc.

when you walk in to your house and ur mother is sitting on the in a chair crying. and ur father is holding a baggy and pipe combo. Then u here them say son "we need to talk" advice’ either turn and hall ass as fast as u can down the block or stay there and take you ass kickin like a man. normaly when u hear the line "we need to talk it means your in for a long night.
OR
"hey babe hows it goin. uhh we need to talk." that normaly means that your girl friend or soon to be x girlfriend has another guy picked out and ready to ride him and you ass is gettin kicked to the curb! so if u here"we need to talk" that means nothing good it to come. best o put on ear muffs and walk away. because ur either gettin bitched at or dumped.

Fagabeefe comes from the classic movie Midnight Madness (1980) when "Barf" was trying to figure out one of Leone's brain teasers.