3 definitions by Mr. Deepdick

Earzeb

Earzeb is when a guy takes his dick and has sex inside an ear of a women/man until he cums.

Exampel: «Given me an earzeb!» «whats that?» «just put your dick inside my ear»

by Mr. Deepdick January 20, 2018

pussycrap

Pussycrap is when you poop in a condom, freeze it and then have sex with it and pretends its a dick

Women: wanna have sex?
Man: no.

Women: wel, wel. Im just gonna take a shit inside a condom, freeze it and then fuck it!
Man: sounds nice:) you should call that a: pussycrap or a lollipoop:)

by Mr. Deepdick January 24, 2018

chermerk

if you have a pet snek, and you have a big forhead, you're a Chermerk.

bro 1: haha lol, you have a big forhead
bro 2: no u
bro 1: i am chermerk

by Mr. Deepdick January 28, 2019