13 definitions by Mr Spanky Pants

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Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.
300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 05, 2006
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To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.

Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.
"Stop me if I'm blogging..."

"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."
by Mr Spanky Pants August 04, 2006
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Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.
Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.
Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.
The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants

I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.
Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.

Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.

Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 04, 2006
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