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Callum is a legend with the biggest cock around. Girls will swarm to him, aroused by the very presence of such a sexy beast.
"Hey look at that sexy guy with that massive cock, he might just turn me gay. He must be a Callum"
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by Mr Peen October 03, 2020

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Liam's are the smallest people you will ever meet but don't be fooled by their height, when measuring the size of their cocks it can only be described as monsterous. Liam's are great in bed especially with ones of the same gender. Liam's are renowned for their award winning blowies and anal. Distinct features of Liam's include saggy testicals, often reaching the floor and their strawberry flavoured semen.
Wow, look at that short man, he must be packing a fat cock inbetween those lucious thighs, and that juicy strawberry flavoured cum, he must be a Liam.
by Mr Peen October 06, 2020

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