The tendency for sweat to gather around your ass before or in greater quantities than other areas in the body. Often made worse by having a lot of hair in your butt crack and around the groin area.
More annoying than a sweaty chest or back because it is less comfortable to sit with a sweaty ass, which requires drying and cooling your ass and a new pair of underwear (and sometimes a new pair of pants) to feel comfortable again.
Sometimes used as an abbreviation for
Sweaty Ass Syndrome.
A: Long day?
B: Yeah, I just finished mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, and washing the car. I have some serious SWASS syndrome right now.
A: Oh, that stinks.
B: Yeah, and I haven't gotten a chance to change, so sitting down to take a break has been really uncomfortable.
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Someone who is bisexual but with attraction to only one gender.
Guy 1: Hey cutie!
Guy 2: I'm not gay
Guy 1: Then why are you at a gay bar?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual, only attracted to women
