92 definitions by Montiero is the worst Chris

When her ass his so tacky with cum that you have to prise it open to get in. Resembles the melted cheese separation when you take a slice of pizza from the box

Tits with nipples right at the bottom (6:30pm or 1830 hours on the clock) like a drop of snot dangling from your nose

So much cellulite in her fat arse it looks like cottage cheese

Nipples that now resemble clangers noses through constantly being ruined.

That body part you pay a compliment when she has the most abhorrent tits that you have ever seen

When a woman can fit two dicks in her arse

When her nipples are close enough to her belly button that you can dip them in