92 definitions by Montiero is the worst Chris

Mangled Mulligans

Mulligans (aka tits) that look like they have been through a mangle

Flat as pancakes and usually with nipples teetering on the very southern point of the breast

Come here big boy and I'll give you a squeeze of my mangled mulligans

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 22, 2020

Melf

Mom everyone likes to fuck. Yes just like your momma

Your momma is a melf

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020

Melted Mangoes

Breasts that were once like incredible wax creations worthy of madam tousauds, they have spent to much time in the sun and as a result melted. The former magnificent mangoes are now sliding down her ribs like an egg thrown at a window

I'm not a big fan of melted mangoes but I'm here now

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 22, 2020

Milf Man

A man who provides sexual services for rich old women, no lady is too old and certainly not too rich

You're in luck cause the milf man has a vacancy in his diary

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020

Minker

Man who makes pubic wigs (Merkins) for a living and only uses real fur

I need a new merkin so I'm off to the minker

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020

Lush Puppies

The lush drinking habits of this lady have caused her breasts to shrivel and dehydrate like 2 prunes

Such a shame

Has also caused her pussy to dry up. Much lube required

You wanna cut the drinking out love or you'll end up with lush puppies

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 23, 2020

Maleficent Mammaries

Quite the opposite to magnificent mammaries these are without doubt the most evil titties that you have ever seen. I'm talking hauntingly bad. Wake up in the night in cold sweats bad. You can't unsee maleficent mammaries

Doctor I'm gonna need some strong sleeping pills because I just can not unsee those maleficent mammaries. I'm gonna need therapy for sure

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 23, 2020