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Mulligans (aka tits) that look like they have been through a mangle

Flat as pancakes and usually with nipples teetering on the very southern point of the breast
Come here big boy and I'll give you a squeeze of my mangled mulligans
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 22, 2020
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Mom everyone likes to fuck. Yes just like your momma
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020
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Breasts that were once like incredible wax creations worthy of madam tousauds, they have spent to much time in the sun and as a result melted. The former magnificent mangoes are now sliding down her ribs like an egg thrown at a window
I'm not a big fan of melted mangoes but I'm here now
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 22, 2020
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A man who provides sexual services for rich old women, no lady is too old and certainly not too rich
You're in luck cause the milf man has a vacancy in his diary
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020
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Man who makes pubic wigs (Merkins) for a living and only uses real fur
I need a new merkin so I'm off to the minker
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020
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The lush drinking habits of this lady have caused her breasts to shrivel and dehydrate like 2 prunes

Such a shame

Has also caused her pussy to dry up. Much lube required
You wanna cut the drinking out love or you'll end up with lush puppies
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 23, 2020
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Quite the opposite to magnificent mammaries these are without doubt the most evil titties that you have ever seen. I'm talking hauntingly bad. Wake up in the night in cold sweats bad. You can't unsee maleficent mammaries
Doctor I'm gonna need some strong sleeping pills because I just can not unsee those maleficent mammaries. I'm gonna need therapy for sure
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 23, 2020
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