92 definitions by Montiero is the worst Chris
Mulligans (aka tits) that look like they have been through a mangle
Flat as pancakes and usually with nipples teetering on the very southern point of the breast
Flat as pancakes and usually with nipples teetering on the very southern point of the breast
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 22, 2020
Your momma is a melf
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020
Breasts that were once like incredible wax creations worthy of madam tousauds, they have spent to much time in the sun and as a result melted. The former magnificent mangoes are now sliding down her ribs like an egg thrown at a window
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 22, 2020
A man who provides sexual services for rich old women, no lady is too old and certainly not too rich
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020
The lush drinking habits of this lady have caused her breasts to shrivel and dehydrate like 2 prunes
Such a shame
Has also caused her pussy to dry up. Much lube required
Such a shame
Has also caused her pussy to dry up. Much lube required
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 23, 2020
Quite the opposite to magnificent mammaries these are without doubt the most evil titties that you have ever seen. I'm talking hauntingly bad. Wake up in the night in cold sweats bad. You can't unsee maleficent mammaries
Doctor I'm gonna need some strong sleeping pills because I just can not unsee those maleficent mammaries. I'm gonna need therapy for sure
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 23, 2020