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Real tits. Proper tits. Not implants. No plastic. No enhancements just proper squeezable soft boobies
Please can I motorboat your boobies?
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 14, 2020

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Things that are very wrong indeed

Like a man pushing 80 sleazing onto young women and abusing his power
You can't do that its for Biden
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 24, 2020

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A fat cunt. Funt for short
Hey funt put that cake down
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 17, 2020

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Dirty Saint Christopher: the act of ejaculating into the face of a priest through the window of a confessional box, either consensual or not.
A bit of a vigilante against the church deviants beware the legend of Dirty Saint Christopher
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020

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Dirty Rittom:
The act of popping out the victims eyeball with a screwdriver and then penetrating the fleshy void with your custard sword.
“Daddy look at that poor lady with one eye what do you think happened?” “Looks to me like she received a dirty Rittom”
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 15, 2020

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Tits like a pair of flaccid peni. Tits that have been used up
Oh my god she has dick tits. I'm here now I may as well still fuck her
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 14, 2020

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A most depraved act deployed only by those in executive positions in the private sector. Paying staff members of the opposite sex to shit on your car windscreen whilst you are inside. You then get them to clean the car whilst you watch and masterbate. The higher the earnings the more depraved the serial desires
She was the fittest in the office and he wanted her to give him an Exco car wash. He made her eat cheese for a week so the act would take longer
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 14, 2020

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