Real tits. Proper tits. Not implants. No plastic. No enhancements just proper squeezable soft boobies
Please can I motorboat your boobies?
Things that are very wrong indeed
Like a man pushing 80 sleazing onto young women and abusing his power
You can't do that its for Biden
A fat cunt. Funt for short
Hey funt put that cake down
Dirty Saint Christopher: the act of ejaculating into the face of a priest through the window of a confessional box, either consensual or not.
A bit of a vigilante against the church deviants beware the legend of Dirty Saint Christopher
Buy a
Dirty Saint Christopher
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Dirty Rittom:
The act of popping out the victims eyeball with a screwdriver and then penetrating the fleshy void with your custard sword.
“Daddy look at that poor lady with one eye what do you think happened?” “Looks to me like she received a dirty Rittom”
Tits like a pair of flaccid peni. Tits that have been used up
Oh my god she has dick tits. I'm here now I may as well still fuck her
A most depraved act deployed only by those in executive positions in the private sector. Paying staff members of the opposite sex to shit on your car windscreen whilst you are inside. You then get them to clean the car whilst you watch and masterbate. The higher the earnings the more depraved the serial desires
She was the fittest in the office and he wanted her to give him an Exco car wash. He made her eat cheese for a week so the act would take longer
