A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.
She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.
Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.
She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.
Buy a
front seat fracas
mug!
Scrubbing with Clorox from fear of contagion.
In the midst of the pandemic scare, having spent the day with her fingers in other people's mouths, the dental hygienist gave her hands a thorough Clorification.
